Boy friend: Tumhare Ghar Gaya Tha, Mujhe Nahi Lagta Hamari Shadi Ho Payegi.
Girlfrnd: Qu Mere PAPA Se Mile Kya?
BF: NAHI TUMHARI BEHEN SE
One person asks to another:bhai ye khushi kya hoti hai?
Second person replies:pata nahi bhai meri toh BACHPAN mein hi shaadi ho gayi thi.
bacha: Mom kya aapne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha?
Mummy: Nahi to
bacha: To fir paida hone k baad aapne mujhe pehchana kaise??
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Sharabi ne Doc se pucha-Aap meri sharab chudva sakte ho?
Doc-Ha kyu nahi.
Sharabi-Toh mum Police ne meri 200 bottle pakdi hai. Pl chudva do
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Boy: Darling Humare Pyaar k bare me kisi ko mat batana,
Girl: Priya ko to zaroor bataungi,kehti thi kon pagal hoga jo tujhse Pyaar krega!
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